lmao, the company has a page explaining they weren't around to make nazi meth chocolate
this seems to check out, i haven't found anything about their company before the 1990s, even though i've seen memes with the chocolate for at least 10 years now. i guess some wehraboo really likes their chocolate or smth?
Turns out the chocolate never existed, soldiers just called amphetamines chocolate as a meme.
soldiers who never had hash or opium because come on that's soooo much more chocolaty than amphetamines
All the soviets needed to crush nazi germany was vodka and probably coffee. nazis needed crystal meth just to fight and keep up. Big loser energy.
There was tea in Soviet rations, not coffee. Also tobacco.
nazis can't even get the simplest things right, example 384757504: making delicious meth chocolade, but it's not available with seasalt & caramel flavor.
I wonder what happened to all those soldiers addicted to meth when the war ended.
Fuck if I was a Soviet soldier and I saw a methed-up Finn ski through a minefield I wouldn't get in his way.
I've said this before, there was no chocolate in Panzerschokolade, it was just slang for pervitin. Photos of chocolate bars like that are just forgeries.
Imagine the schoolteachers who had to pacify a classroom filled with methed out kids.
