I hate retail I hate retail I hate retail

Edit: in response to comments here, what the fick is wrong with your eurethera if it sprays piss everywhere like a goddamn showerhead

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    3 years ago

    In my defense I am very tall and the toilet is very far away. I have to account for local air pressure and the rotation of the earth and sometimes the numbers don't add up in time.

    Edit: I unironically started sitting down to pee because it's just more hygienic in the long run.