https://twitter.com/passthebeano/status/1757570859244626244

  • VILenin [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Your cybertruck will be in perfect condition and never have an accident as long as you keep it in your garage forever

      • VILenin [he/him]
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        9 months ago

        Make sure you store your cybertruck in the Tesla-provided $100,000 CybervacuumTM Container

      • Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]
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        9 months ago

        I'm thinking of a post from yesterday on how these vehicles were not designed for the freezing temperatures of Chicago, only for California climates. I guess they weren't made for Florida either.

        • huf [he/him]
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          9 months ago

          didnt california just have a bunch of rain?

          but hey, the car would work wonderfully on mars, which has basically no oxygen or water. the huge child flattening machine wont even be as heavy on mars as it is here.

          musk is playing the long game.