I have recently acquired this valuable four-letter account real estate which I wish to make available to my neighbors in hexbear for a modest fee . This account could be right for your next post simply send $15 to my paypal account: HexbearAccountLord@gmail.com. ($10 will be withheld as bad post deposit, all posts will be reviewed, cringe posts will result in your deposit being forfeit according to depreciation of account value).
I am looking forward to providing access to this account in excellent standing to any hexbear posters who wish to get in on the ground level with this luxury timeshare posting opportunity!!.
Wacht auf, Verdammte dieser erde!