Will it be gas pricing causing cars to be just too expensive for us prols to afford to drive, or will something else entirely? :thonk: minimal lathe stepping away from in this thread please :posadist-nuke: :marx-goth: The volcel emergency services will be standing by.

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    The roads will crumble, the asphalt will melt, and the libs will tell you to buy a cybertruck. Meanwhile, Uber will launch a carpool app to get the proles to work (the carpools will be owned by your boss and you will have money taken out of your paycheck to pay for it). The US will stumble backwards into buses as they become an economic necessity, but this will somehow be turned into an excuse to tear up train tracks and put in dedicated privately owned highways. A Cyberbus will burst into flames and trap the passengers inside itself with bulletproof glass every month, but Muskophiles will use misleading statistics to "prove" that it's actually the safest mode of transit ever made.