"He had 11 children, most of whom became members of the Russian nobility"

:wojak-nooo: NOOOO OUR NOBLE WHITE BLOODLINES

  • build_a_bear_group [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    "No, black people didn't exist outside of Africa in old times!!!" :le-pol-face:

    But this reminds me of Nassim Nicholas Taleb going viral as he went on a long twitter rant about some "SJW woke bullshit" because there was a portrayal of a black centurion, and "there were no black people in the Roman Empire, when they said that someone was African, it obviously only included Egyptians and Carthaginians!!!!"

    Man, I have been on the internet too long.

    • Judge_Juche [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      It really takes a math genius to find the one group of people who were native to Lebanon but isn't Muslim or Jewish, isn't one of the many ethnicities he dosen't like (Greek, Turkish, Armenian, etc.), were still polythiests when they died out so he can claim they have been Christian since Jesus walked the earth, and had a Mediterranean spanning empire that he wants to reclaim.

      While it dosen't make any historical sense how he can claim to be Phoenician, it does solve his race science logic puzzle.

      • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        Let's not forget Jesus' portrayal as being white, or the insistence of conservatives that he was (I really don't understand the existential angst Western Christians get at the prospect that Jesus wasn't white).