Hot-sweats DMT-fueled insecure dudebro cult :solidarity: Cold-sweats shivering benzo-fueled insecure dudebro cult

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        like pinocchio, but instead of pine wood the boi is made out of screencaps of r/carnivore users complaining about their diarrhea

        • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          how are their grown adults who don't eat any vegetables. Also once again everyone's mom has been vindicated in that it turns out we do in fact have to eat our vegetables or we'll get sick

          • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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            3 years ago

            it doesn't surprise me that there are some people who do this. what i can't wrap my head around is that there's so damn many people who insist on eating nothing but meat while posting stuff like "haha, fortunately this subreddit warned me to never trust a fart when on a carnivore diet, so i didn't shit my bed this time!"

            • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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              3 years ago

              I just can't get over the fact that they sound like a cautionary tale made up to scare a 6 year old into eating their vegetables

              • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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                3 years ago

                "if you don't eat your broccoli, you will end up like :jordan-eboy-peterson:" probably works quite well, too

        • Alex_Jones [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          If Joe Rogan was a personality from Inside Out, he'd be high blood pressure