Hot-sweats DMT-fueled insecure dudebro cult :solidarity: Cold-sweats shivering benzo-fueled insecure dudebro cult
also, when you have a garden, it may be kinda bad when it becomes infested with warriors. but if the warrior is just some confused old man rambling about chaos dragons, you can easily shoo him away by hitting him with a rake.
Nah, give 'em a chair and a big floppy hat and they can sit out in the garden keeping the birds and bunnies away.
like pinocchio, but instead of pine wood the boi is made out of screencaps of r/carnivore users complaining about their diarrhea
how are their grown adults who don't eat any vegetables. Also once again everyone's mom has been vindicated in that it turns out we do in fact have to eat our vegetables or we'll get sick
it doesn't surprise me that there are some people who do this. what i can't wrap my head around is that there's so damn many people who insist on eating nothing but meat while posting stuff like "haha, fortunately this subreddit warned me to never trust a fart when on a carnivore diet, so i didn't shit my bed this time!"
I just can't get over the fact that they sound like a cautionary tale made up to scare a 6 year old into eating their vegetables
"if you don't eat your broccoli, you will end up like :jordan-eboy-peterson:" probably works quite well, too
i think the main problem is colon cancer, but too much meat, especially beef and pork, is definitely a health hazard
If Joe Rogan was a personality from Inside Out, he'd be high blood pressure
"It's better to be a warrior in a garden"... is it though? A warrior in a garden starves.
really the most warriors can do is kill each other which just leaves you with a bunch of dead bodies. They'll probably also break some stuff too.
Overall pretty unhelpful whereas gardeners can both feed people and grow nice flowers thus being much nicer to have around
Its all a matter of marketing.
"ATTTACK! The rocks that are in that bed".... "MURDER!!! The tree stump that is in the way"... "SLAUGHTER! The cabbage looper moths before they fuck up the greens"
:chefs-kiss: these two really are shining exemplars of two different kinds of "extremely dumb guys who think they're extremely smart" its kind of beautiful they have found each other
They both buddy up with :my-hero: too. Crank magnetism is a powerful force.
I find this whole dichotomy weird. Can someone not be both physically capable of defending themselves and their community, but also be able to grow zucchini?
Authoritarian :brainworms: need everything to be us/them and good/bad. Because warriors are cool and alpha and all that, everything that isn't killing all the time must be weak and the enemy or something.
If I spent the time to build a great garden I'd be pretty pissed if warriors came and stomped all over my food
This is why you must take up arms and invade other people's gardens preemptively.
For, like, liberty and individuality and... uh... the sake of white children and shit.
But what about the gardeners (ok rice farmers, but close enough) in Vietnam who beat the shit out of Japan, France, and then the US?
I think that goes to the whole
Hard Times 🡢 Rockin' Dudes 🡢 Good Times 🡢 Femboi Era ⮌
theory of social change.
:jordan-eboy-peterson: doesn't hate women, bucko! He just sees them as a primordial force of chaos that threatens civilization itself! :so-true:
yeah but primordial forces of chaos that threaten civilisation are badass
This is just stealing the dualism of Zoroastrianism for people who hate women.
except being a warrior in a war gets you blown up with missiles so I'm going to stay in my garden thanks
