• Wheaties [she/her]
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    9 months ago

    Ah, fuck 't. That looks so relaxing, I'm lighting up again

    go outside and mime smoking a cigarette. take deep breaths, hold in that fresh air, pretend to knock the ash off the the imaginary stick -- really sell it; make your kid feel like he sabotaged your attempt to quit.

    • Dessa [she/her]
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      9 months ago

      Develop a cough. Tell him you're going to the doctor and come back with a grave expression. Tell him the doctor diagnosed you with lung cancer.

    • Raebxeh
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      edit-2
      9 months ago

      Have you been speaking to my mother? Because I sure haven’t.