This post got away from me. Unhinged keyboard LARPing cringe. But, I’ve seen some worse examples here. (Low bar, I know.)
spoiler
—edgelord content ahead; you’ve been warned.
I know that there are myriad reasons to want to kill this motherfucker… but this one is the hill I will die on. Like every other failure of a company, this has been needless suffering for some "420 69 weed blunt meme dude who is saving the world"1!! Every. Single. Project. Has been a failure to one degree or another. His entire adult life has been a string of undelivered promises. Motherfucker completely had 0 plans to help save those kids trapped underwater… and then tried to fucking derail actual efforts to help those people. He lied, had no ‘submarine’, no plans… then got all whiny when someone decided to take action — and tried to stop the rescue effort… because he got called out on his ridiculous lie… He. Needs. To. Go.
Here’s my initial thoughts-
I’ve decided that trying for a bullseye from a distance is too precarious. He’s always near too many people who don’t deserve to get splattered with his blood and skull fragments. I’d prefer to shove a double barrel sawed off 12 gauge in his face and give him both barrels. Point blank, right in the face. And if that proves too difficult, I’ll fucking suicide bomb him. Hug him and let ‘er rip. That’s the Valkyrie Approach, but not shying away from self harm.
This post got away from me. Unhinged keyboard LARPing cringe. But, I’ve seen some worse examples here. (Low bar, I know.)
spoiler
—edgelord content ahead; you’ve been warned.
I know that there are myriad reasons to want to kill this motherfucker… but this one is the hill I will die on. Like every other failure of a company, this has been needless suffering for some "420 69 weed blunt meme dude who is saving the world"1!! Every. Single. Project. Has been a failure to one degree or another. His entire adult life has been a string of undelivered promises. Motherfucker completely had 0 plans to help save those kids trapped underwater… and then tried to fucking derail actual efforts to help those people. He lied, had no ‘submarine’, no plans… then got all whiny when someone decided to take action — and tried to stop the rescue effort… because he got called out on his ridiculous lie… He. Needs. To. Go.
Here’s my initial thoughts-
I’ve decided that trying for a bullseye from a distance is too precarious. He’s always near too many people who don’t deserve to get splattered with his blood and skull fragments. I’d prefer to shove a double barrel sawed off 12 gauge in his face and give him both barrels. Point blank, right in the face. And if that proves too difficult, I’ll fucking suicide bomb him. Hug him and let ‘er rip. That’s the Valkyrie Approach, but not shying away from self harm.
The world WILL be better without him.
I hope he got over his head with neuralink and becomes a first adopter, and ends up trapped in 1000 billion years of simulated pure pain.