Recently started as a grocery person at a certain Amazon-owned store and was wondering if people here had any pro tips for inconspicuously slacking off, staving off boredom, corrupting fellow workers with Marxist thought , things to avoid, etc.

  • Prolefarian [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Find the department that you like working in the most and then pretend to be bad at all the other departments. If its like the the one I worked in they'll try to make you cover shifts for departments that suck to work in.

    Virtually nobody likes collecting carts, so if you don't mind a little manual labor there's prime opportunity to dick around while collecting carts. Just walk slow and take your time. They'll just be glad they didn't have to do it.