Recently started as a grocery person at a certain Amazon-owned store and was wondering if people here had any pro tips for inconspicuously slacking off, staving off boredom, corrupting fellow workers with Marxist thought , things to avoid, etc.

  • Thomas_Dankara [any,comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Got yelled at by the store manager for that when she found out, since she believed in keeping schedules unpredictable to “keep them on their toes”.

    :jokerfication:

    Refused to change it to the randomized schedules everyone else in the store got. Got demoted to day crew grocery, then manager’s son took on my job.

    :jokerfied:

    And less than one week after getting demoted and the manager’s son taking over, he missed that power had failed on most of the refrigerators and freezers, because he was sitting in the central office, gaming on his laptop and not doing the required regular temperature checks. The store lost about CA$100,000 in product, and even more in lost sales over the following few weeks as customers shopped at competitors for frozen stuff before we could restock. I had the biggest grin on my face at that news. Karma, man.

    Yeah but I bet he got to keep his job because he was being sufficiently sadistic to the workers :guts-rage: