Recently started as a grocery person at a certain Amazon-owned store and was wondering if people here had any pro tips for inconspicuously slacking off, staving off boredom, corrupting fellow workers with Marxist thought , things to avoid, etc.

  • MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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    3 years ago

    Well, with the stealing I was on a little ladder packing the 10ft tall robots. The camera was behind me by a few metres, and about a metre above me. I just wore a big jacket, and stole bits in one smooth movement where it looked like I'd put it in the robot. That's why I think they had a 'loss preventions officer' come to scout me out rather than bringing me straight to HR. I remember the loss preventions guy used to follow me round, so sometimes I'd lead him down a corridor, get to the point where he was about half way down it following me, then I'd suddenly turn on a swivel to walk straight back towards him, and every time he'd swivel with me and pretend he was just going about his business. Always used to make laugh. It was cartoonish.