Title, I'm very meticulous about getting tattoos, I only have a couple currently and I basically have the entire rest of my body planned out down to how each tattoo would look next to the ones around it, how each tattoo plays into the overall theme I set for that part of my body, how the themes play together, etc, but I want just one tattoo where the only criteria is how funny it would be to have. I was thinking a hammer and sickle but I've designated that as my one (1) permitted stick n poke already
Note: it may require some hair removal in order to get this to show up properly, but bear with me. This would be a wraparound.
On the front of your pelvis, just past the hip, get two gnomes pulling for their lives on a length of rope. Their feet should be digging into the ground from the force. The rope continues around to your ass, where there is the torso of a third, very panicked gnome holding onto the rope while rest of the gnome's body has disappeared into the crack. Nearby should be a sign that reads: "Danger! Sinkhole"