Whenever I lose something for absolutely no reason - like it seems like it fell into another dimension, because it dropped to the floor and now it's nowhere at all - I ask the house spirits to please give it back because I need it, and offer them something in exchange. The thing always seems to turn up later in a spot that I definitely checked the first go round.
house spirits exist and you need to leave little tiny bottles of high proof alcohol on your mantle place to keep them happy.
by extension, poltergeists are just house spirits going through alcohol withdrawals and/or are pissed off because you need to treat your house better.
I know this is true because over time eventually the booze disappears from the bottles
ib4 "tHaTs EvApOrAtiOn aKtUaLLy":
Shut the fuck up. I fucking know that, have some fucking fun with ideas you miserable overly-intellectual dork.
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trolls are little guys with wrinkly faces and long beards that live under your bed they have a whole little world down there.
do NOT fall asleep with your arm hanging over the side of the bed or they WILL get you.
I mean if the bottles don't open there's nowhere for the evaporation to go. The only logical explanation is ghosts
Whenever I lose something for absolutely no reason - like it seems like it fell into another dimension, because it dropped to the floor and now it's nowhere at all - I ask the house spirits to please give it back because I need it, and offer them something in exchange. The thing always seems to turn up later in a spot that I definitely checked the first go round.
I also do this!!!