Research indicates that although drinking bleach kills most people, if you're a landlord or CEO it instead gives the drinker superpowers such as immortality and the ability to make people on Twitter stop saying mean things about you.
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Don't forget the biggest bonus: it makes you more intimidating so employees will work harder, for longer hours, and lower pay.
It’s true my uncle is a landlord and he drinks bleach all the time. Says it’s great for his skin
It's also safe if you're the member of the board of directors of a company.
