Fungal sentences are slightly more complex than English, slightly less complex than Russian.

  • Asa_the_Red [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

    mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

    me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU