When my dog snores its all "Oh look how adorable I love you!"

But when I snore its all "Put on your CPAP before you go to bed, I can't sleep with that racket!!!"

Total double standard.

Inside of me there is one cat who snore "HHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

This makes me want a pet wolf

The little ball at the end of my sleeping cap goes down when I honk and up when I shoo.

I would never. I'm too precious.