>"no butler"

"Communists are evil! They took my servants from me!" :kiddo

this is dumb because Batman is already a technocratic finance imperialist like Bill Gates, and was already gay camp in the '90s. Fake fan zoomers don't know anything about Batman

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    3 years ago

    was already gay camp in the '90s '70s

    Batman's major villains are:

    • A crippled foreigner
    • A two-faced politician
    • A woman who will rob you and bail
    • A smug guy who asks you annoying questions
    • An eco-terrorist
    • A Mexican Wrestler on Drugs
    • An Evil Clown who keeps getting let out of prison

    The conservative wet dream. But they still can't just take the W and be happy. They've got to keep whining about how Batman isn't... straight enough? Jesus.

    • Yeat [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      who’s the crippled foreigner? i’m drawing a blank

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
        ·
        3 years ago

        Penguin. He's typically described as an Eastern European migrant with physical deformities that make him look/walk/act like his moniker.

        • Yeat [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          a fitting one for Ra’s Al Ghul would be “leader of middle eastern terrorist group”. probably the closest to that conservative wet dream than any of the other villains

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        3 years ago
        • Hollyweird Sicko
        • Guy driven insane in his quest for free health care for his wife