I think I'd apply for the position of guy who's super interested in something that's only interesting cause it's gsmeplay relevant. I'd stand by a river staring at it day and night and when the protagonist talks to me I'd say "I'd bet I could use a boat to cross this river."
I'd be so pissed off if I didn't get the position of main character on the quidditch team.
Yeah, it's like... why even play? Every single person on the Quidditch team should just drop what they're doing and help the Seeker find and catch the Snitch as fast as possible.