I am an uncultured hillbilly who foraged for berries on the woods, so it amazes me that in the Big Apple there are these places where you can buy things.

  • StuporTrooper [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    After I moved to California I ordered a rat sandwich from a place that my friends swore was better than NYC. It was 19 dollars and looked like a field mouse between a massive brioche bun. I couldn't taste the plague on it at all over all the avocado and I checked, there were no used bandages or sidewalk gum. In da Bronx you can get two rats on a hoagie for $2.69. I rest my case.