I am an uncultured hillbilly who foraged for berries on the woods, so it amazes me that in the Big Apple there are these places where you can buy things.
I visited NYC a few months ago, talked a little with someone on the train. Told them I'm from Texas and they said "bet you've never seen this many cars before"
Yes we ride donkeys back home. Our 8 lane highways are to fit more donkeys
Say what you want about New York, but it’s the only place in da world where you can get a rat sandwich at 3am, baybee
After I moved to California I ordered a rat sandwich from a place that my friends swore was better than NYC. It was 19 dollars and looked like a field mouse between a massive brioche bun. I couldn't taste the plague on it at all over all the avocado and I checked, there were no used bandages or sidewalk gum. In da Bronx you can get two rats on a hoagie for $2.69. I rest my case.
in New York, you can walk into a structure and purchase a fried egg between two pieces of toast.
where I live, no one has even invented toast or eggs yet. when we are hungry, we just roll around in gravel and throw feces at each other until we're not hungry anymore.
one day, I hope to take a wheeled vehicle to New York to try a "sandwich".
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Uh, they’re bodegas and they’re something that simply doesn’t exist outside of the tristate area. “Convenience” or “corner” stores are a pale imitation.
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Excuse me, sweaty, it's only a Bodega if it's produced in the Bodeg region of Manhattan. Otherwise, it's just a sparkling 7-11.
i mean, they couldnt name the stores any other name,bodegas are for storing wine and sometimes can also be restaurants.
Insufferable condescension aside, not being car-bound for basic necessities is pretty fantastic and something that most people in the United States don't have.
Okay, but shut the fuck up about bodegas, they’re fucking conscience stores
idk, can you walk to your convenience store, or do you have to drive there?
I live in West Virginia and can walk to a Sheetz. Does you “booodogooos” have fucking pepperoni rolls? Oh I don’t think so.
West Virginia is the shit. We got mountains and deer and you can shoot beer cans in your backyard all day if you want to. What does New York City have? High rent? Garbage smell? Rats? Chuck-E-Cheese style pizza that everyone pretends is awesome?
leftists are all about walkable communities until you can shoot a beer can in the backyard
Suburbs are the real evil. City living or country living’. Anything in between is haram. Also you can have trains in a rural area.
West Virginia ? Isn't that the place from Fallout or something ??
Fair. But you can meet non white people in places besides garbage smell city, places with lower rent too
Convenience stores very frequently lack fresh items of any kind. I've lived within 10 minutes of a few at different points. I could get a sandwich but not a tomato.
Bodegas are just what corner stores are in most other countries. In typical US fashion, we made them pumped full of chemical-sugar drinks and food that could outlive you if you keep it in the packaging, then got rid of the "rabbit food".
We should make everyone live our vehicleless ways, by force!
New York smells like garbage, probably because there's always heaps of trash bags piled on the sidewalk for some reason. Maybe they should spend ten billion dollars on sanitation instead of pigs.
Chicago is the superior city.
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in the early 1820s, some 20,000 hogs roamed the streets of Manhattan
Make it happen again :sicko-yes:
all land devoted to parking should be redirected to livestock
Dickens encountered “two portly sows” and “a select party of half-a-dozen gentlemen hogs”
dickens was the first hexbear user
Okay seriously though why do they just throw their garbage on the streets wtf is that. Why has a city of >8 million people not figured out how to deal with garbage a better way
The character limit isn't long enough for me to tell you in excruciating detail about all the different greasy $3 sandwiches you can get the corner store so fuggettaboutit 😔
My dude, I live in an actual city in canada and not a single grocery store was open easter
Yes, it's true. Just bring a few beaver pelts (you can exchange the pelts for money) with you and you'll be good.
Actually, NYC runs entirely on the barter system.
For instance, if I want my dry-cleaning done, I simply bring them a bag of day old bagels and little souvenir Statue of Liberty figurines
Are you telling me that the stories were true, that there is really money, food and other items in America? What a truly amazing place that must be to live! Totally unlike here in woke communist Europe where money is banned, there is no food and no freedom.
Just try to focus on something other than the pimps and the C.H.U.D.s and you'll do just fine.
