Another measles outbreak. FL elementary school. 6 cases so far. Index case didn't travel. 200 kids unvaccinated. All not great news. FL surgeon gen says unvaccinated kids can continue to go to school.

This is unprecedented. Unvaccinated kids need to stay home for 21 days during an outbreak. Why? A very real chance of infection, hospitalization, death or serious damage to the immune system.

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  • iridaniotter [she/her]
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    9 months ago

    We're in fuckin' 2040, motherfucker. You are an American. ***, you live in Florida. You need to give your fuckin' warlord a tribute. Your fucking children, you've had zero children and you will never afford one. You've never exfoliated. You've literally never. washed. your. ass. You've never used a bidet. Motherfucker, you have measles. You are dying from long COVID. You've had 40 friends, 3 of them are alive. 2 of them have long polio.

    ***, the greatest thing you can hope for is to die at the old age of 36. You fucking can't read. You don't know what a vaccine is. If you were transported into today, you would miraculously be a Very Average American. You don't know shit. You literally probably don't even know that 'Africa' is a continent, not a country. I'm sure some effective accelerationist is gonna get mad at me for this, *** I've used ChatGPT. I've been on Reddit, which the communists call 'Stormfront', which I think is a bit confusing but a completely accurate comparison.

    Motherfucker, you gotta recognize where you are, and then you gotta get past that. You gotta be unemotional. You can't sink into this hole. You live in the Great Satan's armpit. Your job is to work from 12 to 55 and then die, motherfucker. You live in the SWAMP. You're in the SWAMP. You are a RACCOON. And the raccoon, he eats trash after washing it in water. And the swamp water is filthy.

    But raccoons have thumbs. And you need to use those thumbs to build tools. And you need to use those tools to build a people's army and change this whole fuckin world. And all your enemies will die of 'natural causes.' But only if you get together with your other RACCOONS. And you come up with some super vaccine, to fuckin end this mode of destruction and END THIS NIGHTMARE.

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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    9 months ago

    I don't understand, our population has such a strong sense of responsibility towards one another and respect for science. Such as Germ Theory. 🤷‍♂️ Weird.