She is very pretty

She is about to lose a finger.

Metal Gear games appeal to the female fantasy

[Verse 1]

Money maker, talking paper Don't do favors, see you later You're a player, player hater Ima stacker, and a saver Ima do'er, you're a say'er Ima mover, you're a stayer Ima hogger, I don't share I don't care, I'm everywhere like Hunter Schafer

[Chorus]

Hunter Schafer, Hunter Schafer Hunter Schafer, Hunter Schafer Hunter Schafer, Hunter Schafer Hunter Schafer, Hunter Schafer Huntеr Schafer, Hunter Schafer Huntеr Schafer

The Flakes Bongler urge to become a Cosmonaut with a flamethrower and jetpack

Hunter Schafer really reminds me I dont have weird coworkers anymore. Maybe it’s the all black making me think about uniforms, but i really miss the times when one person had a knife on her in the sales floor and we all had to pretend it’s normal cause we wouldnt yet know about stimming.

she should really be using a fixed blade knife, but the impracticality is kinda perfect for metal gear's aesthetic.

OD is going to suck so bad and everyone is going to pretend it doesn't for so long.