We're reaching moisture levels never thought possible.

mr_world [they/them] · 3 years ago

NSFW

Ram_The_Manparts [he/him] · 3 years ago

Wet Ass President

RNAi [he/him] · 3 years ago

My boyfriend looks like a frog

RandyLahey [he/him] · 3 years ago

slann mage-priest casts curse of the midnight wind

UlyssesT · edit-2 16 days ago

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joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them] · 3 years ago

I'm thinking of the nicknames he'd use in Dune twitter now

"Muad'Lib? Low energy, SAD!"

UlyssesT · edit-2 16 days ago

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RandyLahey [he/him] · 3 years ago

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

DickFuckarelli [he/him] · 3 years ago

Look at that glistening. He must've had at least 5 Diet Cokes today.

pooh [she/her, love/loves] · 3 years ago

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

Orannis62 [ze/hir] · 3 years ago

:trump-anguish: Mer Man!

SaniFlush [any, any] · 3 years ago

“Not the mama!”

regularassbitch [she/her] · 3 years ago

it looks like he has no teeth

Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them] · 3 years ago

I assumed someone photo shopped the teeth out to make it look particularly unnerving.

regularassbitch [she/her] · edit-2 3 years ago

I pray to god you're right

Uncle__Kracker · edit-2 2 years ago

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] · 3 years ago

Big fat wet president

DirtbagVegan [he/him] · 3 years ago

My man looking like one of the puppets from Dinosaurs.

CDommunist [they/them, comrade/them] · edit-2 2 years ago

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goodbyeworld [he/him] · 3 years ago

protector of the west

aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them] · 3 years ago

Why is the skin around his eyes so pale? Is it the spray tan not reaching there or something?

PrideBoy [he/him] · 3 years ago

:spray-bottle: needs a little more