• Slaanesh [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    How dem nuts feeling?

    Will your cum be like.... different texture or colour?

    Did you have trouble getting it booked? A buddy of mine was turned away a couple times (Early 30s, 1 kid) and gave up for now.

    How was the procedure?

    Did you pop a stiffy?

    Did you have one last sperm filled cummy?

    What's the healing time like?

    • CrimsonDynamo [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      I feel like they undersold the pain a bit. There was a numbing shot that he had to give me a second dose of.

      I don't know.

      I had no trouble getting an appointment. They didn't hassle me about wanting kids or anything

      Procedure was relaxed considering. It took about a half hour. The doctor came in with a classic rock channel playing on his phone. I like that kind of music, so it was cool. I remembered from my consultation that he was ok with joking around, so we joked about the Tom Petty song "Free falling" being on... You know, "free balling"

      No boners. He taped my dick to my stomach, and put a bunch of surgical napkins over my junk.

      My wife and I had recent intercourse with no ceremony.

      Sounds like a couple of days of sitting around followed by about a week of taking it easy.

    • red_stapler [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Your cum doesn’t change as the only component being removed is the sperm.

      Cum will still have sperm until the rest of the vas is emptied out, so it could be a dozen times and they usually have you bring in a sample for the urologist to check before giving you the all clear.