#1. The worst won't happen! We'll hit like 3°C warming, tops. Promise. Yes, large portions of the Earth won't be able to sustain agriculture and there will be hundreds of millions of climate refugees, but it won't be a LITERAL extinction event. We will definitely maintain "civilization" through this.
#2. There's less coal power plants, and we can run cargo ships at half speed to we don't burn as much bunker oil. We built a lot of renewables! Not nearly enough, but I'm sure technology rise again on the 3rd degree and save our souls. Also the market is happy so far so really god is with us.
#3. The EU and other rich anglo countries had a fall in the total rate of emissions! And they still had GPD growth! Yes, we acknowledge this is because of exporting manufacturing to the 3rd world. It's fine because we can sell them our Jesus-tech we made with our powerful brains when Capitalism finally makes the 3rd world rich and then they won't have to pollute any more.
#4. Look, we built the carbon capture fans. They technically work. We're trying. Just imagine what'll happen when everyone gets their shit together. It'll be great.
#5. It's not hopeless just pls hang there. You just have to vote. Don't give up. It'll be ok, please stop crying. We still have time, please we are going to work this out bby pls
Yes, large portions of the Earth won’t be able to sustain agriculture and there will be hundreds of millions of climate refugees, but it won’t be a LITERAL extinction event. We will definitely maintain “civilization” through this.
ah, i always love these "we won't actually die, we'll just be forced to live lifes of drudgery in an inhospitable wasteland" arguments.
#1. The worst won't happen! We'll hit like 3°C warming, tops. Promise. Yes, large portions of the Earth won't be able to sustain agriculture and there will be hundreds of millions of climate refugees, but it won't be a LITERAL extinction event. We will definitely maintain "civilization" through this.
#2. There's less coal power plants, and we can run cargo ships at half speed to we don't burn as much bunker oil. We built a lot of renewables! Not nearly enough, but I'm sure technology rise again on the 3rd degree and save our souls. Also the market is happy so far so really god is with us.
#3. The EU and other rich anglo countries had a fall in the total rate of emissions! And they still had GPD growth! Yes, we acknowledge this is because of exporting manufacturing to the 3rd world. It's fine because we can sell them our Jesus-tech we made with our powerful brains when Capitalism finally makes the 3rd world rich and then they won't have to pollute any more.
#4. Look, we built the carbon capture fans. They technically work. We're trying. Just imagine what'll happen when everyone gets their shit together. It'll be great.
#5. It's not hopeless just pls hang there. You just have to vote. Don't give up. It'll be ok, please stop crying. We still have time, please we are going to work this out bby pls
Also there's Duck Zordon and I don't like it.
ah, i always love these "we won't actually die, we'll just be forced to live lifes of drudgery in an inhospitable wasteland" arguments.
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Civilization™️
(it's more white supremacy)
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Nothing about a Carbon Tax? These types usually think that a Carbon Tax will actually fix anything.
dont forget the not so subtle "please have kids"
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This but a Duck head instead.