• Phish [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    I got banned for spamming pictures of Kermit the Frog with a massive dong at libertarians

      • Phish [he/him, any]
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        2 years ago

        A former employer once had me create a bunch of fake twitter accounts to give their posts more likes (I know, go ahead and tell me how much that sucks). For a while, every time I got banned I'd just transition one of those into a leftist shitposting account.

      • PeterTheAverage [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Similar thing happened to me. Some chud politician said he wanted to wipe off all Afghanis off the face of the earth after some US soldiers died in the evacuation of Kabul. I tweeted at him that I wish we could wipe him off the face of the earth instead and got a suspension for it. Apparently advocating for genocide is OK as long as you don't specify any individuals.

      • Phish [he/him, any]
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        2 years ago

        That's the one! There was also one with a smaller dong I'd use. And one with a Kermit puppet stretching out the hand hole so it looked like his asshole.