Internet-poisoned, plague-infested, heavily-armed, and incapable of street parking a goddamned 3-ton extended cab pickup truck YOU DON'T EVEN OWN A FUCKING RANCH, CLETUS! WHY ARE YOU PARKING DOWNTOWN IN THESE SPACES AND MAKING US ALL DRIVE AROUND YOUR STUPID ASS TRUCKASAURUS?
I was at a hardware store a couple months ago at the checkout line when a chud first started complaining about the lack of cashiers, then began raising his voice ranting completely unprompted about how all the liberals need to driven out of California or into the sea while everyone was side eying him I'm assuming to see if he had a gun.
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at least online you can find small corners, like here, of people who don't want you dead. and it's nice for a good 20 minutes I can't lie
:yea:
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Internet-poisoned, plague-infested, heavily-armed, and incapable of street parking a goddamned 3-ton extended cab pickup truck YOU DON'T EVEN OWN A FUCKING RANCH, CLETUS! WHY ARE YOU PARKING DOWNTOWN IN THESE SPACES AND MAKING US ALL DRIVE AROUND YOUR STUPID ASS TRUCKASAURUS?
This comment reads like something a more based John Oliver would say, it's got his cadence and the second half is screaming just like in all his bits
I don't know if that's high praise, or if I need to re-think my life
I mean he can be pretty funny sometimes (assuming most of that credit goes to the writers)
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Suburban coal roller wearing a cowboy hat
I was at a hardware store a couple months ago at the checkout line when a chud first started complaining about the lack of cashiers, then began raising his voice ranting completely unprompted about how all the liberals need to driven out of California or into the sea while everyone was side eying him I'm assuming to see if he had a gun.
Right? Western leftists tend to be terminally online even in regular person-to-person communication