All of human achivement has been done breathing imperfect air, at only 80% nitrogen by composition. Just imagine what we could achieve under pristine conditions... Well, there's no need to imagine; experience it for yourself with our new product, Regal Atmsfyr! After our highly specialized and innovative experts install the Atmosfyr in your home, you too will be able to experience the purity of 100% nitrogen air!
New & Tasty! Try the Strato-Maxxr, fresh off the production line! Stick it to those nitrogen ninnies and enjoy the authentic, life-giving gales of pure 0x in your hermetically sealed living cube today! And, if you use the offer code on your screen, we'll upgrade your purchase to the Strato-Maxxr+ : Now with 03! at no extra cost!
All of human achivement has been done breathing imperfect air, at only 80% nitrogen by composition. Just imagine what we could achieve under pristine conditions... Well, there's no need to imagine; experience it for yourself with our new product, Regal Atmsfyr! After our highly specialized and innovative experts install the Atmosfyr in your home, you too will be able to experience the purity of 100% nitrogen air!
N purists will perish. O purists are the one true religion. Give us pure O or give us death!
New & Tasty! Try the Strato-Maxxr, fresh off the production line! Stick it to those nitrogen ninnies and enjoy the authentic, life-giving gales of pure 0x in your hermetically sealed living cube today! And, if you use the offer code on your screen, we'll upgrade your purchase to the Strato-Maxxr+ : Now with 03! at no extra cost!
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The end of consumerism!