• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    9 months ago

    Trump appoints Barron

    "You know what I call him? I got a nickname for him. Big Justice. He's actually more tall than big not like the guys with the muscles. So tall! But 'Tall Justice' sounds bad. So he's Big Justice. Strong and poweful. My son Big Justice. My son - so loyal. Right? I shouldda done this before."

    Eric and Junior couldn't be at Barron's swearing in because of "previous engagements". In reality they are each at home crying because everybody now knows who's daddy's favorite son is.