- Did anyone else just hear gunshots?
- Why are there cop cars here?
- Why is a helicopter circling over here?
- Where’s my dog?
The answers to which are always the same:
- A car backfired
- Because they’re there every day to brutalize the poor for stealing a toothbrush from hapless Walmart
- Because you live right next to the airport
- A coyote had it for dinner
Someone tell me how to convince my relatives to remove this shit from their house
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