"Hey Mr. Dafoe, want to be in this new movie I'm working on?"

I assume Willem is totally nude in this scene FYI "Fuck off! I'm too busy trying to think of ways to scare children in their sleep!"

"Hear me out Mr. Dafoe, you get to play an insane lighthouse keeper who torments Robert Pattinson."

"Do I get to show people my penis?"

"Yes. Are you interested?"

"I was born to play this part..."

A COUPLE OF YEARS LATER...

"Hey Mr. Dafoe I got another movie project for you."

still nude "What is it this time Robert?"

"You play a court jester to a Viking King who's also a Norse Shaman who does hallucinogenics in a cave while making the king act like a dog."

"..."

"You interested?"

"You know me too well Robert."