• rubpoll [she/her]
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    9 months ago

    In Elden Ring lore threads, I've noticed an odd number of men commenting that a team of women assassins slaying golden boy Godwyn must have been difficult for them because of how gorgeous and attractive Godwyn was. That they had to fight their instincts, surely, to slay such a perfect male specimen.

    A lot of men seem to think they're reducing their odds of being assassinated by female contract killers by working out, not to fight off the attack, but to look too attractive for her to kill...

    I blame James Bond movies.