Birds in North Korea avoid humans because the only train in the country is powered by birds tied to ropes. It takes 100,000 birds to pull the train from one end of the country to the other.
Very badly. You see, once the train departs the single station, the station is dismantled and carried by starving orphans, piece by piece and reassembled at the other end. If the orphans don't make it in time, they are executed. Fortunately, the birds are really fucking slow, unfortunately so are the orphans. If they successfully complete their tasks, both the orphans and the birds are executed to preserve state secrets.
I never get this. Channels of info in and out of the country are tighter than a duck's arse, they admit that when they bang on about smuggling in bibles or usb's with copies of Hamilton or whatever the fuck the latest grift by some dodgy ngo is. And then they nod sagely at snippets of really dodgy friend of a friend bullshit as if it's the gospel.
Yeah, everyone has blind spots I guess but come on. A minute's reflection should tell them it's prob horseshit.
If there was ever even a grain of truth to this bullshit it would only be in the 90's after the destruction of the USSR when the :cia: created a famine in the DPRK
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Stalin ate all the grain?
Kim ate all the birds.
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If only he had access to the Antarctic and it's plethora of thicc penguins, but alas...
:denguin:
:kim-drip-too-hard: 🍽️ :denguin:
why do we have a denguin emoji?
Cuz it’s funny
You watch the neighborhood. :stalin-cig:
I'll watch the skies. :kim-drip-too-hard:
It is literally impossible to come up with anti-DPRK propaganda so stupid that Americans won't believe it
Birds in North Korea avoid humans because the only train in the country is powered by birds tied to ropes. It takes 100,000 birds to pull the train from one end of the country to the other.
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Very badly. You see, once the train departs the single station, the station is dismantled and carried by starving orphans, piece by piece and reassembled at the other end. If the orphans don't make it in time, they are executed. Fortunately, the birds are really fucking slow, unfortunately so are the orphans. If they successfully complete their tasks, both the orphans and the birds are executed to preserve state secrets.
chuckling until "unfortunately so are the orphans" then started fucking hootin' and hollerin' and howling like a hyena
Americans will believe literally anything
I never get this. Channels of info in and out of the country are tighter than a duck's arse, they admit that when they bang on about smuggling in bibles or usb's with copies of Hamilton or whatever the fuck the latest grift by some dodgy ngo is. And then they nod sagely at snippets of really dodgy friend of a friend bullshit as if it's the gospel.
Yeah, everyone has blind spots I guess but come on. A minute's reflection should tell them it's prob horseshit.
The US slaughters more than 8 billion chickens a year
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:agony-deep:
Average South Korean when a pigeon shits on their head: "Ah yes the familiar smell of love, I am #blessed to live in the #freeworld."
If there was ever even a grain of truth to this bullshit it would only be in the 90's after the destruction of the USSR when the :cia: created a famine in the DPRK