The story that most cars have heard:
unending string of expletives
seriously the psychological effects of living a huge chunk of your life in a car can't be understated - if you don't like driving/don't enjoy the driving you're doing, you're absolutely soaking in misery for whole days of your life, every month.
if you don’t like driving/don’t enjoy the driving you’re doing
the boringness of driving cannot be understated
I think it might be the most boring thing anyone does regularly as you have to pay attention the whole time but nothing ever happens
Anecdotally, the people I've met who "like to drive" are also raging to various degrees at everything around them every moment of the drive. The constant anxiety and aggression associated with driving is so normalized for them that they see nothing wrong with this
if it's a truck, the story is probably chud rants about SJWs uploaded to youtube
'Cronch, cronch, cronch' shuffle
muffled fart
'Ah shit. Traffic.'
Yeah. Deep stuff.
Sometimes I’m tempted to. Her exhaust calls to me some nights. In the morning before I drive her, I sensually run my fingers along her alternator .
yet people wonder why
I love how everyone just instinctively frames their passions as some kind of defiance against imaginary haters. Just enjoy your car rides, my dudes, I promise nobody cares (not you, RNAi)
Just wait til you meet someone that gives their car a name.
Fascist Flattener doesn't really roll off the tongue too well.
Absolutely diseased society, literally and figuratively. Xi please, put us out of our misery
