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I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem: It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expect…

i've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now i have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

it is the middle of a sunday afternoon. you have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

which of these would surprise you more to find on the doorstep? a walrus or a fairy

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  • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    Walrus

    I live in rural southern Ohio, very far from any kind of coastline except Lake Erie, which doesn't have walruses (afaik). A woodland fairy would be slightly less shocking than an actual fucking walrus.

    • Cromalin [she/her]
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      7 months ago

      i would just assume it was some absurd prank, a fairy would involve completely restructuring the way i view the world.