• Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    White LED lights are the devil and you deserve to be whalloped over the noggin with a silly squeeky clown hammer not made out of wood if your bright fucking lights even come remotely near my eyes.

    Two bops over the head if it's nighttime, and if I'm tired then you deserve to be tied up with a funny clown rope to a funny clown bumper of a funny clown car and dragged down an unpaved funny clown street at a minimum of 50 funny clown miles per hour while hitting every funny clown rock, hole, or bump till we reach the end of the funny clown street.

    • Sickos [they/them, it/its]
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      2 years ago

      I can currently ignite black paper at a few inches. I will not have enough white LED until I can ignite an officer in black riot gear at 20 feet.