I had a friend from highschool whose girlfriend at the time would fucking wash him like he was a mewling infant and claimed he just did not like being in water that much. She went on vacation for a couple weeks and he was telling me and the other people we lived with that he was going to wait for her to do it. "Bro if you don't go wash your ass by tomorrow I'm going to tell her you were cheating on her."
I do wonder about the "Real men don't wipe their butts and leave shit tracks everywhere!" crowd. Is it massively self-destructive homophobia? Is it tied to some childhood trauma? Is it the result of some kind of sensory problem or discomfort? Or are they just totally fucking gross for no forgivable reason?
This particular person I'd very likely assume it was a sensory issue, he is basically the archetype of the greasy anime nerd on Twitter and traditional masculinity was never really his wheel house.
I had a friend from highschool whose girlfriend at the time would fucking wash him like he was a mewling infant and claimed he just did not like being in water that much. She went on vacation for a couple weeks and he was telling me and the other people we lived with that he was going to wait for her to do it. "Bro if you don't go wash your ass by tomorrow I'm going to tell her you were cheating on her."
:jesus-christ:
He was banned from several houses because he left a literal stench for a day after he had left.
I do wonder about the "Real men don't wipe their butts and leave shit tracks everywhere!" crowd. Is it massively self-destructive homophobia? Is it tied to some childhood trauma? Is it the result of some kind of sensory problem or discomfort? Or are they just totally fucking gross for no forgivable reason?
I mean they would be right about the discomfort because the western way is just to sandpaper your hole with the dryest paper ever
Tell me about it. My toilet isn't big enough to fit a bidet in. I have infinite regret.
This particular person I'd very likely assume it was a sensory issue, he is basically the archetype of the greasy anime nerd on Twitter and traditional masculinity was never really his wheel house.