Traditional money is backed the country that issues it.
Crypto assets are backed up by.. Hold on... Hmm... This is surprisingly hard. But they must be backed up by something, right? Something... But what is this something? Is it faith? I dunno. But it seems kinda sus.
Recent current activity at InevitableSwingNFT world headquarters....
"InevitableSwing, is now the time to buy?"
"There's huge downturn. Buy on the dip, right? Judging by your level of net assets, your level of risk tolerance, and the MPI now is the time to buy InevitableSwingNFTs. You could make a killing. I'm obligated to say 'could' by the SEC but this thing is as close to a sure thing as possible. The dip is like the Grand Canyon. Lotsa money to be made on the upside. But only to be made made very, very soon. Gotta act fast."
"I didn't follow all of that."
"Sure you did."
"Like, what's MPI?"
"MaoistLandlord Psychotropic Index. But do you really want to bore yourself with the technical details. My indicators say the MPI could hit the roof. You should invest 100K."
You missed your chance. You could have created LnL.NFTs perhaps making a bundle (because you didn't getting permission from the company that owns Lincoln Logs for the obvious copyright infringement), and their lawsuit would simply pump up sales. In fact - you emailed them anonymously the day of your NFT launch to try to guarantee a lawsuit. And then before the NFT crash - you closed up shop and moved to a country where you were very unlikely to get arrested for your pump-and-dump.
Shit. I wish I had done that. Just kidding FBI guy reading this comment. We like jokes.
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Think of it this way!...
Traditional money is backed the country that issues it.
Crypto assets are backed up by.. Hold on... Hmm... This is surprisingly hard. But they must be backed up by something, right? Something... But what is this something? Is it faith? I dunno. But it seems kinda sus.
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Recent current activity at InevitableSwingNFT world headquarters....
"InevitableSwing, is now the time to buy?"
"There's huge downturn. Buy on the dip, right? Judging by your level of net assets, your level of risk tolerance, and the MPI now is the time to buy InevitableSwingNFTs. You could make a killing. I'm obligated to say 'could' by the SEC but this thing is as close to a sure thing as possible. The dip is like the Grand Canyon. Lotsa money to be made on the upside. But only to be made made very, very soon. Gotta act fast."
"I didn't follow all of that."
"Sure you did."
"Like, what's MPI?"
"MaoistLandlord Psychotropic Index. But do you really want to bore yourself with the technical details. My indicators say the MPI could hit the roof. You should invest 100K."
"100K!"
"Fortune favors the bold."
Chains of blocks. I think you can exchange them for Legos. Or maybe that was Link-n-logs. You can definitely get white dog poop from the 70s for doge.
You missed your chance. You could have created LnL.NFTs perhaps making a bundle (because you didn't getting permission from the company that owns Lincoln Logs for the obvious copyright infringement), and their lawsuit would simply pump up sales. In fact - you emailed them anonymously the day of your NFT launch to try to guarantee a lawsuit. And then before the NFT crash - you closed up shop and moved to a country where you were very unlikely to get arrested for your pump-and-dump.
Shit. I wish I had done that. Just kidding FBI guy reading this comment. We like jokes.
Crypto Bros: Nah, you just don't understand how crypto markets work brah.
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