They're more or less just Satanists, in so far as Satan only shows up a few times in the bible but one of them is when he offers Jesus all the power and wealth of all the kingdoms in the world and Jesus is like "Dude fuck off I'm trying to tan and you're in my sun".
"Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits. Are grapes gathered from thorns, or figs from thistles? So, every sound tree bears good fruit, but the bad tree bears evil fruit. A sound tree cannot bear evil fruit, nor can a bad tree bear good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. Thus you will know them by their fruits."
Also lol at Jesus losing the fucking metaphor combining wolves and trees
But it's good advice. Don't listen to what they say, look at what they do.
They're more or less just Satanists, in so far as Satan only shows up a few times in the bible but one of them is when he offers Jesus all the power and wealth of all the kingdoms in the world and Jesus is like "Dude fuck off I'm trying to tan and you're in my sun".
American Christianity makes a lot more sense from the perspective that satan is real and has deceived them into following him
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_prophet
Also from Matthew
"Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits. Are grapes gathered from thorns, or figs from thistles? So, every sound tree bears good fruit, but the bad tree bears evil fruit. A sound tree cannot bear evil fruit, nor can a bad tree bear good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. Thus you will know them by their fruits."
Also lol at Jesus losing the fucking metaphor combining wolves and trees
But it's good advice. Don't listen to what they say, look at what they do.
That's a great novel idea.