I just spent like 10 min trying to find the article before realizing where this was posted.
Spirit Halloween gave it away, but i was confused for a solid 3 seconds.
Spirit Halloween is open for like 2 months a year, and is known for moving into strip malls where a previous business just went under.
I don't know if there's much to get. It's just a joke that Crypto is crashing so hard they have to sell the naming rights to the stadium they bought. Spirit Halloween is only seasonally open so it would be absurd to buy the Staples Stadium naming right.
Spirit Halloween stores are the decomposers of commercial real estate.
Ok. I know why it couldn't be Enron Field any more, but Minute Maid Park is an even shittier name.
Blood leaking from my ears as I try to stop myself from saying, "This is good for Bitcoin."