The existence of goblin mode implies the existence of goblin median and goblin mean
the average goblin is goblin mean, but they can become goblin nice if you give them a roast rat
The median golbin is exactly three feet tall, has exactly thirtyseven teeth, and knows exactly 57 scatalogical sing along songs. The goblin mean is not longer invited to tea parties on account of the incident.
I would be fine with a swamp goblin wife
She'd definitely make sure they didn't put pickles on my sandwich and if they did, she'd eat them anyways
she probably hasn't ever bathed and her breath smells like lizard meat
Not much different than me during a depressive episode :shrug-outta-hecks:
No pretty much everyone bathes, the idea that Europeans didn't is mostly made up, and where it's not made up I think it only applies to a few decades in the 18th century, and then only to certain parts of France. Public baths were popular from the moment the Romans introduced them and remained a thing after that, saunas have been a thing for centuries, and from what I understand swimming and bathing in ponds were popular activities throughout the middle ages.
Yeah sure, if someone just latched themselves to me like that I’d probably go with it.
Yeah as long as I get to be big spoon and they don't turn the TV up too loud I'm pretty easy to please
I've been golbin married... uhh... at least two times that I can think of, and I've done it to someone else at least once.
I don't think that was the artist's intention. She's supposed to be a goblin I think, ergo the size difference.
Red eyes, pointy teeth, green skin, comical misinterpretation of human customs; definitely a goblin.
It's actually a picture of myself going goblin mode, but I assure you that I'm human.
bro she's actually 5000 years old bro it's not a fantasy about being in a relationship with a child bro.
People on here constantly riff on "libertarians" and weird anime people who make excuses for being pedos or whatever and one of them in some anime is apparently that all the characters that are literal children are actually extremely old vampires or something and they don't age so it's okay to sexualize them. Pretty much all this stuff including :bottom-speak: and :top-use-words: is kinda pedo-y in a way, if sexualizing kids is what pedo-y means. But pretty much all animated stuff is unrealistic beauty standards including like Pixar movies and stuff. idk.
Alright, if we're being srs: I get what you're saying, but as others have pointed out: She's a character of an established fantasy race, not one the artist just made up, whose traits include being very short even when fully grown. Fantasy is filled with such races, from dwarves, to gnomes, to halflings. She also has noticeable breasts, which most would not consider a childlike trait. She's just a very short adult, which do exist irl.
Basically: I really don't think the artist of this piece was trying to dogwhistle pedophilia.
Real life is filled with little people, who are very short even when they're adults.
Fantasy
I'll have you know that I have it on good authority that goblins are real.
if gobllins aren't real who the fuck keeps stealing my radishes
unrealistic beauty standards and pedophilia are very separate subjects.
this is actually an argument many people in anime communities (eugh :agony-shivering: ) have.
coding is really obvious, generally, and the argument that it isn't is more often used by pedos then against them
other then big eyes (admittedly weird element of manga art style), someone with the rough body type in the image being of age is not actually physically impossible, though quite rare.
this is a flaw of the manga art style, but the child-coding is still intuitively easy to see usually. But not for everyone, because intuitive stuff is confusing and not very logical.
She only claims to be 5,000 years old so she can get the elf exemption on her taxes. She's actually 37.
why are you making me write that a lot of children have boobs
Hey! Just look at this thread alone, everyone loves short people.
Goblins are short. Well... depending on your source goblins are short, but sometimes goblins are big and scary.
Yeah sorry, was a bad take from me. I'm a short woman myself, I don't know why I didn't think of that.
What are the rules? Does she just stay a goblin or can she fight monsters and level up to evolve like a pokémon?
