"What's in my bag? Oh, just a bunch of Samsung Galaxy phones. I'm a salesman, you see."

Meet them and send them to meet Abe

The real Clinton totally would, that's how you know it's fake.

"Bills(beaks) are for owls, Hogs are for exotic Caribbean islands that my friend owns."

Hmm if you're really lucky you have a great opportunity to bring 3 war criminals to justice