This one time a girl I liked kept touching my hand and asked to come over to my house. I told her my parents weren’t going to be home for a few weeks and she smiled and said “even better.” But I was 15 so I was like “why would that better?” She replies with “so we can hang out in private.” And I just stare at her for a bit and say “yeah but my parents aren’t going to be home.” And she just sighs and says “ok dude”