"Headmaster Bartlett, We must not allow a Horcrux gap!!" - Josh

"Mein Führer, I can Patronus again! Es ist ein Wunder!" - GOP Senator and Senate Minority Leader Voldemort

"Finally, we can unite in bipartisan, anti-Koldovstoretz and anti-Durmstrang sentiment. The Anglophone West will show responsible, magic means testing to the rest of the world." - Headmaster Bartlett