My cousin is in jail for tazing a cop, and if I were to mention that to anyone I know in real life, they'd say some Reddit shit about stupid games and stupid prizes. The stupid game, though? Going to a hospital due to a schizophrenic episode. He got basically ambushed by pigs during an argument with a nurse and things escalated from there. But like, everyone was fully aware that my man was in the midst of a psychotic break. The nurse had written instructions not to enter the room alone with him and ignored them, and now I have yet another family member in jail because police got involved.

I know I'm beating a dead horse here, but police only ever make a bad situation worse. I'm proud of him for tazing a cop - best I ever did was directly fart on one when he was kneeling on my back.