it happens. a friend of mine made it to his house but was still 50 feet from the door though he thought no one was around

. so he yanked his pants down and crapped on the lawn in front of his own house. he cleaned himself up with his underwear and stood up to pull his shorts back on right as he realized someone had turned into his driveway to turn around. they absolutely must have seen and had front row seats for the worst part.