Noticed this one the back of my box of Rice Krispies™ brand breakfast cereal.
We have got to get in on these grifts. Maybe we can form the Decibel Institute. Anything below a certain volume threshold can be Volume Certified by the Decibel Institute. We can get people to pay for classes and trainings, apparel...
the food is certified (by Monash University, dunno if that's worth anything), the recipes (aka the recipe ideas they put on the box) are not certified