Noticed this one the back of my box of Rice Krispies™ brand breakfast cereal.
We have got to get in on these grifts. Maybe we can form the Decibel Institute. Anything below a certain volume threshold can be Volume Certified by the Decibel Institute. We can get people to pay for classes and trainings, apparel...
It means you can't turn it into booze? :shrug-outta-hecks: